The airline industry is no stranger to challenging customers, but sometimes flight attendants get the chance to fire back with style. One gay flight attendant’s witty response to a snobbish passenger has become the stuff of legend.
On a recent flight, the attendant was serving passengers with flair, spreading joy and laughter throughout the cabin. As the plane prepared to land, he made the standard announcement:
“Captain Marvey requests that you kindly put your trays up, lovely people, so we can get this big scary plane on the ground safely.”
However, one passenger, a well-dressed and exotic young woman, refused to budge. The flight attendant approached her, reiterating the request.
“I asked you to raise your tray, darling, so our fearless captain can guide us to a smooth landing,” he said with a smile.
The woman condescendingly replied, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
The flight attendant’s quick wit and sharp tongue saved the day. Without missing a beat, he retorted:
“Well, sweetie, in my country, I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, please.”
The cabin erupted in laughter and applause, and the princess reluctantly complied. It was a triumphant moment for the flight attendant, who proved that sometimes, a little humor and confidence can go a long way in defusing even the most difficult situations.
This exchange serves as a reminder that airline staff are not just safety professionals but also masters of diplomacy and wit. And when pushed, they can deliver a verbal knockout punch with style and grace.
