A wife asked her husband for help with cleaning the garden. His response was less than enthusiastic. “Do I look like a gardener?” he replied. The wife then asked him to fix the bathroom door, to which he responded, “Do I look like a carpenter?”
The husband walked out, leaving the tasks undone. But when he returned, he was surprised to find that the garden was clean and the door was fixed. “I knew my wife would do it all by herself,” he thought.
However, his wife had a surprise for him. “It wasn’t me,” she said with a sly smile. “Who did it then?” the husband asked. “Our neighbor,” she replied.
The husband’s curiosity got the better of him. “How much did you pay him?” he asked. But his wife had a clever response. “He gave me two options: bread or…something else,” she said with a wink.
The husband’s eyes widened in surprise. “I hope you gave him bread!” he exclaimed. But his wife just laughed. “Do I look like a bakery?” she said, leaving her husband to wonder what had really happened.
