When a husband decided to end his seven-year marriage, he thought a letter would be a gentle way to break the news. Little did he know, his witty wife had a response that would leave him reeling.
The husband’s letter outlined his grievances, citing his wife’s lack of appreciation for his new haircut, cooking, and romantic overtures. He concluded that she must be cheating or no longer in love with him, and thus, he was leaving – with her sister, no less.
But the wife was not one to be underestimated. Her scathing reply turned the tables, revealing a sharp tongue and a hidden ace.
She addressed each of his complaints, dismissing his haircut as girly and pointing out that she’d stopped eating pork years ago – making his cooking gesture misguided. The silk boxers, she noted, were likely purchased with the $50 borrowed from her.
The real kicker came when she revealed she’d quit her job after winning $10 million in the lottery. She’d planned a Jamaican getaway for two, but her husband was already gone.
With her lawyer’s assurance, she gloated that his letter relinquished any claim to her newfound wealth. Signing off as “Rich As Hell & Free!” she added a final twist: her sister Carla was born Carl, leaving the husband’s plans in shambles.
This clever exchange serves as a reminder that divorce can be unpredictable, and sometimes, the best revenge is a well-crafted letter.
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