It was just another typical morning for a husband and wife as they got ready for work in their bathroom. But little did the wife know, her husband had other plans. Out of the blue, he turned to her and exclaimed, “I gotta have you!”
Before she could even process what was happening, he backed her up against the bathroom door and, well, let’s just say he got a bit carried away. The wife’s screams and wiggling were misinterpreted by the husband as signs of passion, when in reality, she was in a bit of discomfort.
As the husband finished up and began getting dressed, he noticed his wife still writhing against the door. “That was amazing, honey!” he exclaimed. “You’ve never moved like that before. Did you hurt yourself?” The wife’s response was not what he was expecting. “No, no, I’ll be okay,” she said, wincing in pain. “Once I can get the doorknob out of my bum, that is.”
