A young woman with a blonde ponytail walked into a confessional, her expression solemn. She took a seat and revealed to the priest, “Father, I’m pregnant.” The priest’s eyebrows shot up in surprise as he gently inquired, “My child, how did this happen?”
The woman’s response was delivered with a completely straight face, “I think it must be the second coming.” The priest’s surprise turned to confusion as he pressed for clarification, “Why on earth would you think that?”
The woman’s reply was the punchline to a joke the priest never saw coming. With a hint of mischief, she said, “Because, Father, I swallowed the first one.” The unexpected twist left the priest stunned, highlighting the power of humor to catch us off guard and leave a lasting impression.
