It was a typical morning at our house, with my wife busy in the kitchen preparing our usual breakfast of soft-boiled eggs and toast. But as I walked in, still half asleep, I was greeted by a surprise that would quickly wake me up.
My wife was standing at the counter, wearing only the t-shirt she normally slept in. She turned to me with a soft, seductive voice and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes widened with excitement as I thought to myself, “Am I still dreaming, or is this really happening?”
Not wanting to miss the opportunity, I quickly wrapped my arms around her and gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table. The passion was intense, and it was over all too soon.
As we caught our breath, my wife simply said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still clinging to her neck. I was left feeling happy but also a little puzzled, wondering what had just triggered this sudden romantic encounter.
As I asked my wife what had inspired her spontaneous request, she revealed the unexpected truth. “The egg timer’s broken,” she said with a sly smile. I couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all, and we both enjoyed a good laugh together.
