The age-old debate over Perth’s top beach has finally been settled, and the winner is a surprise to many. Como Beach, a hidden gem nestled along the Swan River, has taken the title with an impressive 99/100 points.
A panel of judges assessed various beaches based on criteria such as sand quality, water clarity, surf, and atmosphere. One judge confessed that Como Beach was the clear winner from the start, citing its unique blend of accessibility and exclusivity.
“What sealed the deal for us was the limited space on the sand, creating an air of prestige,” the judge revealed. “And let’s be honest, it’s right there in the name – Como Beach is a beach, and it’s in Perth.”
Not everyone is thrilled about the revelation, however. Long-time Como residents are lamenting the loss of their secret haven. One local businessman, who wished to remain anonymous, credited the Swan River’s distinctive aroma for his success in negotiations.
“The stink of the Swan is my secret weapon,” he chuckled. “After a morning swim at Como Beach, my counterparts would agree to anything just to escape the enclosed room.”
The announcement has sent shockwaves through the tourism industry, with operators from China, New Zealand, and Australia’s east coast offering exclusive packages to experience the newly crowned best beach.
As Como Beach prepares for its influx of visitors, locals and tourists alike will discover the charm of this Swan River gem. Will its newfound fame change the dynamics of this once-hidden haven? Only time will tell.
For now, Como Beach basks in its well-deserved glory, ready to welcome the world to its shores.
